sssp://img.2ch.net/premium/1218296.gif Edward Snowden Captured by Playing Pokemon Go
After more than three years as a fugitive, Edward Snowden is now in CIA custody, an Agency press release states. Sources inside the Agency claim that Snowden was captured in the early hours of the morning while walking the streets of Moscow’s Arbat District, where he was ambushed by an extraordinary rendition team illegally operating on Russian soil.
The Pokeball containing Snowden is now believed to be undergoing secure transport to the Black Pokemon Center in an undisclosed location for entirely legal and pleasant interrogation procedures. Extraordinary precautions will be necessary to ensure that Snowden and Chelsea Manning, also being held at the Center, do not battle,as the Agency wishes to prevent any further evolution. The CIA requests that all further inquiries to them regarding this matter be directed to Case Officer Jenny at CIA Headquarters in Langley.